I'm guessing this is supposed to be high school even though the students are quite clearly in their 30s. Anyways, nerdy misfit Rex constantly being picked on in school, this easily could have turned into some Nerd revenge tale like Revenge of the Nerds/Killer Nerd/Slaughter High, but it's a comedy,... so Rex must be humiliated and like it. And Rex is like a skinnier, less hilarious version of John Candy.
So on a class field trip to a prehistoric cave, Rex stumbles upon some sort of cosmic crystal. At the same time, the military is testing missiles whose explosions cause the cosmic crystal to activate and transport Rex back 25,000 years! . . . and loses his nerd glasses.
Upon arrival and after a long 20 minutes into the movie, Rex finally meets a beautiful cave girl named Eba. So for the next hour, Rex tries everything to get into Eba's pants . . . err loin cloth. And he comes off particularly creepy groping her and trying to spread open her legs.
But of course, there's also a group of very retarded and very unfunny cave men and cave women out to cock block Rex. And their antics drag on, them getting into Rex's shaving cream and playing with it, I swear this went on for 10 straight minutes.
Anyways, after getting separated for 5 minutes, Eba and Rex find each other and celebrate by of course, getting it on. Then some cave cannibals show up and kidnap Eba and the unfunny cave people. Rex must figure out a way to save them. Good thing he had some fireworks in his back pack to scare the cannibals away. Then Rex finds his glasses and retraces his steps and gets transported back to his class field trip.
When no one believes his crazy story of him going back in time and banging a hot chick, he decides he wants to go back and a cave man meets him at the cave entrance, proving him right for everyone to see. He gets back to Eba and lives happily ever after in prehistoric times.
This collection seems to get worse as I continue to watch. Well, if Eba the cave girl wasn't so hot, I probably would have stopped the film halfway through. And this film had 7 sets of 80s juggs, 5 of which you see in the trailer. So if you like comedies and you hate laughing, this is for you.
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