Oh god, this has to be the worst one so far. The very sassy Casey Meadows gets the opportunity to become a chauffeur for a rather snobby all male limousine service from a mysterious letter from the owner, Mr. Witherspoon(EG Marshall aka rich man with bug problems from Creepshow). Her unrefined behavior causes her to become unpopular among her male peers and manager.
In an effort to push her out, her first assignment is to pick up British punk rock star/Johnny Rotten knock-off, Catfight. He is far too drunk and surly to get to the concert on time or is he?! After a wacky panty raid in a public park, Casey gets Catfight to the show on time and gets high marks.
Then her toughest assignment, Mr. Witherspoon's son(whose name I can't recall)! She picks him up after his girlfriend leaves him. He gets piss drunk, runs naked in a public park. She lets him sleep in her bed, then he wakes up acting like a rich snob.
Later during a long drive in the desert, the car overheats, Casey and the boss' son go on a long walk looking for a gas station or something as she annoys him and of course, sexual tension builds. They stay in a farmer(Frances from Pee Wee's Big Adventure)'s house and bang each other, making Mr. Witherspoon's son want to marry Casey!
Her next assignment is picking up a rich Arab sheik(Teller) who is hijacked by a con man(Penn) and they go partying in the city. For allowing that to happen, Casey is fired, but by then, the other drivers had finally warmed up to her. Then what follows is just like the last film, a rather abrupt ending that ties up the loose ends in 6 minutes . . .
Witherspoon's son finally introduces Casey to Mr. Witherspoon and he reveals why he hired her . . . He banged her mom, he is her father . . . WHAAA!!?? Witherspoon's son and Casey can't get married now and in fact performed incestuous relations with each other . . .
NOT SO FAST!!! It turns out one of the other chauffeurs who acted stuck-up towards her was in fact, really her father. PHEW!!! Now Witherspoon's son and Casey finally get married and AWWWW!!! HAPPY ENDING!
So this was even more shittier than the last movie. Only 5 sets of juggs this time. It sucked, but it's worth it just to see the rich snobs get annoyed. Sigh.
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