Lesson #1: Roundhouse kick to the face. Lesson #2: Roundhouse kick to the face with the other leg. School's Out. I purchased for a mere $5 at Target, a two-fer DVD of Chuck Norris action extravaganzas, Missing In Action and Delta Force 2, classic mid-budget action films I would only expect from Cannon Films. Tons of clearly that's a stunt double moments and explosions!
Billy Drago(man in white suit from The Untouchables) is Ramon Cota, a drug lord who is insanely creepy(as most Drago characters are) and kills everyone who gets in his way. He wipes out a woman's husband and kills her baby and then uses the baby to smuggle heroin. Then he rapes the woman! Damn!
Of course, its up to Chuck Norris to capture him, drop him out of a plane, catch him mid air while skydiving, take him to court, only so he can be released on bail. Cota then takes it out on Norris' partner by, you guessed it, killing his wife and the unborn child inside, then luring him to South America to murder him in a gas chamber.
Then Chuck gets really pissed and declares a one man war on drugs in South America. And since its Delta Force, he trains some guys by beating the shit out of them with roundhouse kicks. With help from the raped woman from earlier, Chuck infiltrates Cota's fortress, captures him, loses him, Cota murders the woman he raped, then is captured by Chuck again, while being chased by Cota's loyal henchmen.
While repelling up to the helicopter for pick up, Cota's henchman in an attempt to free Cota, swipes the rope with a machete which later snaps when they are high above the jungle. And they didn't seem to be flying that high hanging from the chopper, but Cota looked as if he were skydiving as he fell to his death. The End of the drug trade! Yay! This movie gets 5 Roundhouse kicks in the face out of 5 from me.
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